I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
Half Baked? Au contraire, Ben and Jerry, I was fully baked when I ate that whole pint of ice cream.
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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