Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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