i permit you to call me
Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I really dont wanna go to a traffic light party. I have nothing red to pretend I'm taken with. Without something red my "my girlfriend is away in the mines" story wont work.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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