you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
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