Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
The wine is franzia the food is cheese puffs there is a canoe full of beer and the andre glasses are mason jars glued to candle sticks. i shit you not. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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