Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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