Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
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