I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
You were wearing a sombrero. And a crown. And told me to use the nerf gun to protect your room from the cat. You don't have a cat.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
I got a 5/5 with my "I don't want a baby" rant essay. She said my use of the word "leeches" was a powerful metaphor :)
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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