Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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