capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
