your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Optimism doesn't exist before 2pm nor do any other emotions.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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