I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Enjoy the penises
He’s basically a sexual superhero. A mild mannered marketing intern by day, but a very horny 22 year old with pornstar stamina at nights!
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