OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Every day I wake up and there is no spectacular morning wood waiting for me I get so sad.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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