i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
I changed my tire completely alone.. I could totally win survivor
Its my greatest physical accomplishment
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
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