what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
I sleep better at night when I win things. I never really weep for others.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
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