Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
I just want nice things and good sex
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I may have just masturbated while on hold with the IRS. don't judge me
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
The cop took you back from the hospital and the lady at the front desk said "how are you doing cal?" You said "how do you know my name?" she responded "you're the only person i've ever seen that can throw up in your back pocket." Skills dude.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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