Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I hope every time you eat hashbrowns you think about me, the awesome sex we had and how great we could have been.
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
Randomize
