He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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