When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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