Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
pray to the hookup gods
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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