I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
He gave us beer and shots and made us pizza in his brick oven before firing a handgun into the air to signal it was time to give us a ride in his inflatable raft to the bars.
He's like a mythological figure
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