Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I wore the clothes I got arrested in last night to work today.....there is no where but up from here!
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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