That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
Woke up and took my pants off only to realize that I was wearing my shirt from last night as my underwear
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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