Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
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