How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
Molly wanted me to tell you, "she hasnt shit on the floor in a while" like she thinks its an accomplishment.
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
if you really think there are plastic pots safe for the stove i fear for your future landlords.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Randomize
