is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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