On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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