i just google imaged poop.
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
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