Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
Well I just put wine in my tea
I couldn't find a lighter, so I smoked a bowl with a birthday candle.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
THIS IS A TERRIBLE REWARD FOR NOT GETTING PREGNANT.
Ya’ll! My debit card got switched with my boss’ at lunch today (both Red Wells Fargo)....I realized it at whole foods AFTER I ran it for $100 at Vanity Room getting my vaj waxed 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️. Most awkward IOU ever tomorrow.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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