I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Pretty sure that drunken football on the back porch with 6 guys with a champagne bottle was a bad idea....
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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