you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
on the way to work, i saw an empty wine bottle sitting in the middle of an intersection. i thought of you.
i can respect that.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
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