why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
Dude, you sent that text at 9:44 AM. Who thinks of drugs that early?
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
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