Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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