Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I woke up to Elf. I don't know which one of you put that in my DVD player when I passed out but I appreciate you.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
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