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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
It's just like the Real World with babies
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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