Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
whose parrot is this?
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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