What did we do last night that was yellow?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
seis de mayo is my least favoite holiday because i usually spend it in bed sobbing over my poor life decisions from the night before.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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