Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Successfully pulled the houdini tonight. Check that off my list.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
Can we talk about the fact that a stranger is doing a line of coke off our living room table right now?
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
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