I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
He left his umbrella behind in my bed to 'keep me company', then stole my front door key before he went to work
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
Someone came in the potted fern
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
fucked him on the porch to avoid the chanting that always happens when we leave the bedroom. backfired when a group of freshman walked by and started screaming like fucking babies.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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