I'm drive I can fine osifer
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Actions speak louder than pants.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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