First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I have to stop drunkenly making out with guys just because they're tall or have a beard.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Randomize
