It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
I just tried to pass the bowl to my dog for 2 minutes before I remembered she isn't human. It is 7:27 am.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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