I think I sharted a yagerbomb.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
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Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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