Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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