What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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