gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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