i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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