just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
I just cut open the plastic package of a Plan B pill using the bottle opener I carry in my purse. #whyidrink
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Look idk the rules and regulations of our freindship...but I need you to carry me to my car.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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