Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
Fuck edible panties there is a dress made out of bacon
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I'm sobbing to NWA
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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