Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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