Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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