I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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