He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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