I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
That little tingle vodka gives me in my esphagus is what lets me know I'm still alive.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Randomize
