and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
he whipped it out and it smelt like my toilet after taco Tuesday
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
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