Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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