1:12am: That's just how i roll, and this dress she is wearing is dirty and needs to get pulled over her head.
You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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