That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Not sure but if it exists I will find it and I will fill my face with it
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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