who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
You are the best. Or certainly adequate for tempering my unholy desires.
That's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
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