'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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